Thursday, August 19, 2010

The King Is Dead


Elvis died yesterday, 33 years ago. I lived in Mississippi that day, and I remember the silence that descended on that summer afternoon. I had already come to the conclusion that I had been born too late, I don't really know when. I was 12. Star Wars came out that summer, and even in my youthful obsession--I had probably seen Star Wars a half dozen times since the beginning of that pre-VHS summer--I could smell the nostalgia in it. Here was more confirmation.

I saw Elvis at the Houston rodeo. I had seen David Cassidy the year before, and I think I saw Doc Severinson the year after. I would see Evel Kenievel jump a dozen Camaros in the Astrodome, too, but not as part of the Rodeo. I'm not sure why the rodeo had headliners, but it was Texas. We got a day off school  the first Friday the the rodeo was in town. He, Elvis, was a tiny, glittery figure on the center of the Astrodome floor. Even from the top deck, I want to say the Purple Seats, but maybe the Orange Seats. Anyway, the way the lighting worked, you could see the rhinestones flash even at close to a quarter mile away. My grandparents had seen him in Vegas, and when they visited us, my grandfather borrowed my guitar and showed me some of the King's moves. He later made me a strap out of one of his belts, it was white, so I could gyrate while holding the guitar. They were fans of Englebert Humperdink and Shirley Bassey, but the next time we were all in Vegas together they took my parents to see him.

That afternoon, when the Gilligan's Island rerun and dialing-for-dollars movie cut out--late summer, late afternoon, Brandon, Mississippi, you are goddam right I was inside in front of the television--in favor of the haircuts and blazers and somber, unaccented mellifluousness of Jackson newscasters, I wondered if this was what people meant when they talked about remembering where they were when Kennedy was killed. A few years earlier, in Houston, I had watched Lyndon Baines Johnson's all day funeral with my great grandmother, a Republican, like a Lincoln Republican, and patriot, who I can't imagine was super-fond of LBJ (Who knows, maybe she was. In spite of a somewhat dated racial vocabulary, she was vehemently pro civil-rights and pro-Vietnam entanglement, so maybe she loved LBJ. I do remember vividly she and my mother screaming at each other about Richard Nixon, though, her, the great-grandmother taking the rare-for-the-time pro-Nixon position.), but we sat there from noon to sundown in my parents' living room watching the caisson creep down Congress in the rain. I was pretty sure that wasn't what the Kennedy people were talking about.

Jailhouse Rock is easily the best Elvis movie. Viva Las Vegas! has some cool songs and old Vegas scenery and Anne Margaret. My favorite, though, is Roustabout, because his co-star and erstwhile love interest is Barbara Stanwyck. It haslo has the song "Poison Ivy League" which in certain fantasies, I get to play from the DJ booth when GW Bush comes into the fantasy West Louisiana dive bar where I work for minimum wage (It's a pretty high-concept fantasy.)

That Albert Goldman Elvis: What Happened? was a nasty piece of work, but highly readable and satisfying in a corpse desecrating kind of a way. Griel Marcus famously calls Goldman a hippy in the pre-60s/Yippee sense--the guy who has to use the most highly charged and provocative vocabulary and phrasing to describe anything at anytime--in opposition to a hipster who knew when and what to say and knew how to keep things cool. His Mystery Train makes a great antidote to Goldman's venom. Then Peter Guralnick takes two brilliantly designed volumes to go deeper and than anyone else ever will.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

When Genius Collides; Amsterdam/Gibson

Henry Gibson playing off Morey Amsterdam and his cast-mates, reading a poem that will become one of Haven Hamilton's hits in Robert Altman's Nashville.
 

Friday, August 13, 2010

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

One For The Grinders

Crazy, kinda disturbing but hilarious video for the song Heathen Child from the forthcoming release by Grinderman.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Which Way To Jasmania; More Armstrong Greatness

via Ralph Carney.

When Genius Collides, Armstrong Birthday Edition.

Pops & Diz.

In the Republic Of Bitchin', v. 1


Beat Ass Baby Blue Mustang.Eldorado, City of Gold; with passenger-side graffiti mirror.
Springtime in Rome taste like olive oil and fava beans.

Laundry Day, with detail.
Ghosts of Steve McQueen.
In the Republic of Bitchin', this is what the hearses look like.

Monday, August 2, 2010

The Internet Poker Is A Gentleman's Game


Afternoon coffee during tournament play.

Ask Ya Mom An Nem; DJ Quickie Mart Makes A Strong Statement

DJ Quickie Mart has laced up this mix in an effort to get himself a spot on the HBO series Treme. It is, and I speak with out hyperbole, nothing short of the best thing ever made. Seriously. I am a well known hater. I have been listening to it pretty much nonstop for about a week now. 

Those dudes that make Treme and the Wire make better television than anyone. The Wire seriously ruined me for TV. It makes everything else look like Judge Judy or Two & A Half Men in comparison, and it isn't just that the jokes are funnier or the characters are deeper. It tells the story and expects you, and by you, I guess I mean me, to keep up. It respects me enough not to spoon feed me or slow down for me. It put the story and the characters above what we the audience might want for them. My smart friend Brock pointed out was opera where The Wire is a fat, naturalistic novel. I certainly recognize that naturalistic writers are as manipulative of their audience as any artist worth his/her salt is, and that the men and women who make The Wire and Treme pack their show with events and dialog are calculated as precisely, if not more so, than anybody else. But there are few arias in The Wire, than, say, The Sopranos, which, sometimes several times an episode, gives us these scenes that leave us sobbing and applauding. The Wire rarely provides this kind of catharsis. When you cry for someone in The Wire, and again, by you, I mean me, it tends to be a few days after watching the episode. I'm thinking about Wallace. Or Dukie. 

Treme, fittingly for a show about musicians, takes a lot more solos, at least in the first three episodes that I've watched. 

My first reaction to the lobbying of NOLA musicians for parts in Treme is that those Treme/Wire dudes know what they are doing, leave them alone. My softening was not so much based on the strength of DJ QM statement (Seriously, if you aren't playing this/downloading as you read, it's your loss. It's only you who will not be singing and shaking your ass all afternoon.) as it was on thinking about it for more than a few seconds. Of course, everyone wants their story represented on Treme. More importantly, everyone wants to contribute to this thing. What else is a player supposed to do?Get an audition. If you can't get an audition, get them a reel.
Which is exactly what your boy did. And he stepped up. 

Another issue Quickie addresses with this thing is New Orleans traditionalism, which can be a great thing but can also be be a fence used to keep out the new and or different. I remember begging people to listen to Cypress Hill in the early '90s, and the character that Davis in the series is based on was indeed fired from WWOZ, not for hoodoo chicken slaughter in the booth, but for spinning hiphop.  Things have certainly changed, but still there is some resistance, despite sharing bills and filling dancefloors alongside NOLA greats like the Rebirth Brass Band and Galactic. He fires another salvo here, though, less specifically at the wall of NOLA traditionalism not erected by Wynton but named for him, but more generally arguing that the collector/deejay is not just dropping a needle and nodding his head.